So - I get all excited about my new template and then never post again. Sorry.
It's been a little busy.
The B'Gosh interview went well, I think. I should know more next week when the person that would actually hire me is back in the country.
Spent the weekend in Crivetts with Mrs. Jones & Lady Ala Mode & Cher. It was crazy. Drunken crazy. Having to break up fights crazy. I also think that the heat got to me. I was super sick on Sunday, which I understandably blamed on the booze. However, I ended up calling in sick to work yesterday and today cuz I didn't really feel any better. So I'm thinking that maybe it was actually the heat? Pukey. All the time. It sucks. But I was informed by my Cadre lady that (evidently even if it means puking all over my desk and coworkers) that I have to go to work tomorrow. Because they're considering hiring me on full time. And I've called in way too often. Now, they technically have already offered me a job, and if my attendance was in question, they didn't mention it at the time. Nonetheless, I think I'm going to have a little chat with my boss tomorrow and see how she feels about the whole thing. I was more than a little annoyed at the inference that I am a crappy Cadre worker. Because I've worked with some of the other losers they don't mind cutting checks to, and I find it more than a little offensive that I am more of a problem than those people. *Ugh* Again - really looking forward to that call from B'Gosh.
But just so you don't think it's ALL bad, I got a really funny e-mail from K. at work and instead of clogging in-boxes, I thought I'd just post it here (enjoy):
REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox In Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F Out!
12. Are You My Proctologist?
13. Yentl the Lentil
14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
15. Aunts in My Pants


Little Golden Books That Never Made It
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: an I-Can-Do-It book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


That's it for me for tonight. See y'all tomorrow evening.