I must be a moron. I don't get it. And just in case the page expires before you get a chance to look at it - right now on e-bay there is a pair of size 13 black hemp All Stars that are in a sadder state than any in my husband's closet (including the much much cooler pair of All Star bowling shoes). And the current bid is $202.50. Yes. That's right. You heard me. Get your bid in now. The auction closes in 2 hours. Just for the record, you can still purchase a new pair of these shoes at the wonderful Jack's shoes, for (I'm guessing) $40. That's quite a nice profit and all you have to do is (evidently) wear them 24/7 for the next six months.
Whatever. We're going to be millionaires with this Mr. Chan's Machine thing. Seriously.