Oh, and congrats to Bebo for being the wonderful and famous Mistress Thespian! Genius!

Today I get to be a driver's ed instructor. Too bad I don't have any ins with any gas stations to give me free popcorn, like my driver's ed teacher did. He'd make us drive out to bumblefuck to get gas, just so he could get his free popcorn. Also, he was a giant mountain of a man and he had a membership at the Sports Core, where the restaurant looks over the pool, and he wore speedos while swimming there. Very appetizing. Maybe it's better I try to stay as different from him as possible.

I suppose I should get clean and start my day. This whole vacation thing has gone much, much too fast. *sigh*