Oops I did it again

Ok, so CB's due date was actually today. My bad. The baby still isn't here. One could debate whether it would be better to be stuck inside CB, where one can't see her, or to get out of her as quickly as possible, to try to distance oneself from her asap. Regardless, this child is in for a life of torment, I'm certain.
On a happier note, I can smell dinner smells and I'm looking forward to a tasty meal, followed by the beloved hockey on the tee-v.